A Guide to Seldom Seen Animals is a book about really really weird animals. I will give you a little bit of my mind about them.
I liked the Over Grown Ditto because it makes giant waves in the bathtub. I like to be like the Over Grown Ditto and take toys in the tub too.
I like the one that has backward feet. She is called The Dirty Kemp. She puts her dirty hands all over stuff. I like her best because she has backward feet. She is kind of like me because I had to ware my shoes on the wrong feet because I was pigeon toed.
I like the one who runs so fast he wares out his sock. The One Legged Bromoloid is his name. He takes socks from the dryer. He is going to give them back but he wares them out before he does.
The Holey Moley eats holes in clothes. Jeans,socks, and sweaters are it’s favorite food. I don’t like this animal because he eats holes in my clothes so I can’t wear them. He even eats holes in my underwear
The Big Belly Blip likes to eat all of your treats when your not looking. My mom thinks we have one in our house because our treats are always disappearing. We need to scare her away so she stops eating my treats.
I like this book. I think everybody should read this book. It is funny to me and I think it will be funny to you. Let me know what you think.